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What movies have not aged well?

10.06.2025 02:00

What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

If everyone in Russia dropped into holes in the ground only never to return, would that be good for NATO and international peacekeepers? Can we convince Russians to be less diabolical, so they coexist? Does Putin stink like doo doo in the commode?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

What are the logical reasons against requiring an ID to vote in the USA? If the government offered to provide IDs for this purpose I fail to see why people are against it.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Moonraker

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Goldfinger

Why do people who were very kind and loving once become cold-hearted?

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Octopussy

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How does it feel to be in a marriage without any love?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?

Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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